They're nihilists, nothing to be afraid of

Been dealing with some local trouble.  The nihilists of the neighborhood.  I wouldn't say nihilist by belief but more by action.  They may be putting on a good show and acting tough.  They may even be breaking in to Dude's house with a nice fucking marmot.  But really they're nihilists, nothing to be afraid of.

Dudebook

Been hearing a lot of talk about this new movie about facespace, or is it mybook...whatever.  Critics have compared it to Citizen Kane and the Godfather.  I cant say much for critics.  When The Big Lebowski first came out it had some shitty reviews and we all know it is the best movie ever.  As for social networks I wont lie, dude tried it out once.  To much drama for me.  Shit, I wouldn't even have this fucking blog if duders laptop didnt fit in the bowling bag.

Little Lebattski Urban Garden

Little dude and I pulled up what was left of Lebattski garden today.  Last harvest was 50ish green tomatoes about half a pound of sunflower seeds and 2 sun bleached flamingos.  Sorry stranger no sarsaparilla this year.  Think I am gonna try to make a green tomato parmesan.  Think eggplant parmesan but with green tomatoes.  I was gonna do this yesterday but i sure as shit don't fucking garden on shabbas!

URBAN (active) ACHIEVER

New gym opened up in my neighborhood and it has everything.  Pool, indoor track, tanning beds, even a movie theater! (wonder if they will play The Big Lebowski) Only thing missing is a couple lanes and a bar. I will have to talk to management about that.

The Medium Lebattski

Started working out again.  The doctor said I need to lose some weight and I don't think arguing with Walter counts as exercise. 

Currently: The Big Lebattski
Goal: The Medium Lebattski

Wish me luck.

Where's your car dude?

Got sick of walking to the lanes after the nihilists fucking killed my car so lady Lebattski and I got some new wheels.  They didn't have anything brown with rust coloration but I told the dealer if he threw in some Creedence tapes he had a deal.

Life and a little Lebattski

Great Noni is rolling with Donny now and without her we will have trouble in next years finals. Some rollers can never be replaced.  We will miss you Noni.  I did get some news from my brother and sister in law that has really changed old Duders mood and I take comfort knowing a little Lebattski is on the way.

If you get the chance, raise a russian or a couple oat sodas to the dudes we have lost and to the little achievers of the future.