Need a New Rug

Just slid my last rent check under the door.  Dude and the family are movin’ to a new place.  Not completely unspoiled like the Big Lebowski but it is a step up from the current pad.  Will be nice to have a bathroom without a big dent in the floor.  New place even has a garage so the nihilists wont be able to kill my new car.  Now all I need is a new rug to…well you know.