Lebowski Mobile

Just put The Big Lebowski on my phone. I will now have the full movie with me at all times. Expect quote usage to increase and overall productivity to decrease.

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Need a New Rug

Just slid my last rent check under the door.  Dude and the family are movin’ to a new place.  Not completely unspoiled like the Big Lebowski but it is a step up from the current pad.  Will be nice to have a bathroom without a big dent in the floor.  New place even has a garage so the nihilists wont be able to kill my new car.  Now all I need is a new rug to…well you know.

They're nihilists, nothing to be afraid of

Been dealing with some local trouble.  The nihilists of the neighborhood.  I wouldn't say nihilist by belief but more by action.  They may be putting on a good show and acting tough.  They may even be breaking in to Dude's house with a nice fucking marmot.  But really they're nihilists, nothing to be afraid of.

Dudebook

Been hearing a lot of talk about this new movie about facespace, or is it mybook...whatever.  Critics have compared it to Citizen Kane and the Godfather.  I cant say much for critics.  When The Big Lebowski first came out it had some shitty reviews and we all know it is the best movie ever.  As for social networks I wont lie, dude tried it out once.  To much drama for me.  Shit, I wouldn't even have this fucking blog if duders laptop didnt fit in the bowling bag.

Little Lebattski Urban Garden

Little dude and I pulled up what was left of Lebattski garden today.  Last harvest was 50ish green tomatoes about half a pound of sunflower seeds and 2 sun bleached flamingos.  Sorry stranger no sarsaparilla this year.  Think I am gonna try to make a green tomato parmesan.  Think eggplant parmesan but with green tomatoes.  I was gonna do this yesterday but i sure as shit don't fucking garden on shabbas!

URBAN (active) ACHIEVER

New gym opened up in my neighborhood and it has everything.  Pool, indoor track, tanning beds, even a movie theater! (wonder if they will play The Big Lebowski) Only thing missing is a couple lanes and a bar. I will have to talk to management about that.

The Medium Lebattski

Started working out again.  The doctor said I need to lose some weight and I don't think arguing with Walter counts as exercise. 

Currently: The Big Lebattski
Goal: The Medium Lebattski

Wish me luck.